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4.15.1 ELDER LANGUAGE

For those hardy few trying to speak the elder language properly: please
stop. Most of you have it horribly wrong! Throwing in thee and ye and the
occasional 'eth' at the end of verbs just doesn't cut it.

Now, if you're serious, here are a few tips.

WORDS ABOUT PEOPLE
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Thou  - you, one person, subject of sentence.
        e.g. Thou art a fool.
Thee  - you, one person, object of sentence.
        e.g. I throw a rotten vegetable at thee.
Thy   - your, one person.
        e.g. Thy face bringeth new meaning to the term 'pox.'
Thine - 'thy', before a vowel.
        e.g. Thine abilities are below my scorn.
Ye    - you, plural.
        e.g. Ye varlets, I despise the excrescences you call speech.
Your  - your, plural.
        e.g. Your odor exceeds that of a pack of sweating yaks.

ACTION WORDS
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Let's pick a couple of action words completely at random and use them:

I kill.        /  We kill.      NOT I killeth.
Thou killest.  /  Ye kill.      NOT Thou killeth.
He killeth.    /  They kill.

Now make it an order: Kill thou!         / Kill ye!
Or a question:        Killest thou him?  / Kill ye him?

Thou art.   (meaning: you are)     Thou wert.  (meaning: you were)
Thou wilt.  (meaning: you will)    Thou shalt. (meaning: you shall)


OTHER FUN WORDS
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aye           - yes             nay           - no
anon          - soon            adjure        - warn
hither        - here            thither       - there
kine          - cows            coney         - rabbit
poltroon      - coward          pusillanimous - cowardly
miscreant     - evildoer        knave         - crafty, unprincipled person
fain          - gladly          prithee       - 'would you please...?'
doom          - judgement       withal        - in addition
veritable     - true; real      forsooth      - indeed; truly
assay         - to try          an            - if
mayhap        - maybe/perhaps   methinks      - it seems to me
verily        - truly; really   repair (to)   - go to
craven        - coward          boon          - favour, blessing
lest          - or (a threat) - "Follow, lest I become wroth!"

avaunt        - away (as in, 'let us go!') 
for the nonce - for the (present) occasion
yon           - that (as in, 'yon tome that lieth upon the pedestal')
vouchsafe     - condescendingly grant or bestow (also, deign)

zounds!       - by gods wounds!
drat!         - may god rot it


USEFUL FOR INSULTING
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sirrah        - contemptuous for 'sir'   varlet  - rascal, knave
mountebank    - trickster                coxcomb - conceited
popinjay      - vain, blabby person      poltroon- coward
slubberdegullion - wretch


PRACTICE TIME
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Sirrah! I insult thee yet and anon. Let thy kine wither and thine insolence be
revealed as is meet for such a miscreant. To thy kin, varlets and popinjays
all: I pronounce doom most hideous upon ye. Come hither and I shall prove upon
your bodies the verity of my claims. Your poltroonery is but the beginning of
the infamy which shall be made known withal.