I do not like humgii my dear
but you do so
it is quite clear.

Was he good in the sack?
Was he gonna write you back?
In the bed was he quite wild?
Are you pregnant with his child?

I do not like humgii my dear,
but you do so,
it is quite clear.

Did he fart himself awake?
Did he squeal as you ate cake?
Did he make sweet love in his den?
Did you do it once again?

Were you drunk that faithful night?
Or was it all just so damn right?
Poor Kaie, that's got to suck,
he woke up next to a duck.

Should i get you a nice dress,
since you're now stuck in this mess.
I am trying to be fair,
but hate to see the kid you bear.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Aeguary, in the year 608 AF.