If you pull a hat from a rabbit,
he's going to bleed on the floor.
When you clean up the blood,
he'll probably ask you for some paper.
Then he'll want you to watch
as he writes his last will.

The rabbit will ask for some mending
as his organs are crushed,
and a rib's lodged in the lung.
When he applies the mending,
he'll ask for a restoration,
and he'll get carried away
and steal all of your vials.

You'll have to go out
and buy some more vials,
he'll get comfortable
now that he's no longer dying.
He'll ask for a hug,
then he'll want a carrot,
so you go to the gardens
and no vegetables are there.

He'll ask you for a beer
and you'll wonder if rabbits can drink,
once he's drunk he'll be cranky,
and ask for six more.
He'll force you to dance
and asks for a trick,
you reach into his mouth
and pull out a hat.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 608 AF.