Healthy Diet
Written by: Herenicus Coldraven
Date: Tuesday, November 12th, 2013
Addressed to: Gack, the Mhaldorian slaver
Gregarious gentleman Gack,
Likes lunching on cats from a sack,
So grinning and gnawing,
'spite pawing and claws he,
Devours the beasts front-to-back.
Penned by my hand on the 21st of Daedalan, in the year 640 AF.