Ambassador,

You do the City of Eleusis a great disservice, Druidess Hayabusa, in occupying the position that which you proudly claim to be but actually fail to become.

Consider me amused at your antics, my all-knowing forest jester. Your genuine outrage at the risible words of my disdained Deacon nearly convinced me of your prank. If I did not know better, I might have almost thought you were once of Mischief as well.

While you were mildly entertaining, I would suggest that you work on your proficiency in information validation. It would certainly save you and 'yours of the Green' from a sizeable amount of future embarassments.

His Eternally,
Tyrannus Ruth I'llur

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Valnuary, in the year 666 AF.