The trials and tribulations of a scorned woman

PUBLIC NEWS #5419
Date: 10/11/2012 at 19:36
From: Dr. Aarbrok Furor, Mystborn Lycan
To : Tracker Ladrana Arcan, the Cannibal Tigress
Subj: The trials and tribulations of a scorned woman

Dearest Ladrana,

A pleasure it may be, to write unto thee.
The troubles and the problems that prevail.

But your worries without fail,
couldnt fill a simple pail.
Nor the public give a damn of it at all.

So keep your petty rants, of Sentaari and the plants,
betwixt the mudhuts and the trees you hold so dear.

I assure you the nonsense that we hear,
although it may sound queer.

Is that truly no one else gives a damn.

Now then, time for a shameless advertisement since I am using this
medium for my own selfish reasons that likely no one cares about.

Aarbrok Furor, now offering discount body modification.
Everything from,
-Breast Augmentation
-Face lifts
-Dismemberment
-Abortion of unwanted children
-Disposal of partially wanted children
-Various modifications for personal vanity
-Circumcisions
-Sex change operations

**Note: Survival not guaranteed, infection likely.

My thanks for your time listening to nonsense, I do hope that your time
recently involved in the public news has been fruitful.

Strength to the Republic!
Aarbrok Furor

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lanosian, in the year 373 MA.