I'll keep this short and sweet.

I've tangled with the nastiest critters in the land, and lived to tell
the tale. Now I'm calling the rest of you out, Sapience. If you think
you have what it takes to match my record, come find me at the Shining
Trident. I might even buy you a beer, if you happen to succeed.

Oh, and there's the whole fame and glory thing.

- Tahlv

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Lanosian, in the year 392 MA.