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PUBLIC NEWS #5523
Date: 6/21/2013 at 1:46
From: Daskalos Qefin
To : Glacial Maiden Calipso, Siren of Tides
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WHEREAS, Periluna herself told me you robbed her shop and
WHEREAS, The Hub is completely destroyed, not 'under attack' and
WHEREAS, You got caught being a voyeur and
WHEREAS, You hide behind Spirean guards

IT IS THEREFORE ACKNOWLEDGED that the one known as Calipso
is a blithering idiot and nothing has changed about my stance.

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Hey, look, you wanna be a creeper and watch people in secret
as they express their love for each other, knock yourself out,
I guess. Those who can't, watch?

Also, Spinesreach: I give my word on these boards I won't
set your city ablaze or hunt your guards if you ally me so
I can take out the trash you let walk your streets.

Sincerely,
Me.

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Niuran, in the year 393 MA.