Stuck in the Ironmaw Prison! Need help getting out? Now accepting contracts for personal prison breaks to release all cities towns and villages for a nominal fee across the realm. If the price is right, we will raid, pillage, and murder all those holding you against your will. You are a thief that just caught caught at being at the wrong place? We have no problems busting you out. Killed one or two more than you should have, we still don't think it is enough. If you have the coin, we certainly have the manpower, send messages to Dexter he will make sure you are free and acquitted of all charges.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Ios, in the year 432 MA.