Hello and apologies for my poor Aetolian. I regretfully announce that
the apothecarium's grand opening will be delayed due to unforeseen
circumstances involving NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE STUPID BOXES BEING
LABELED.

We assure you that the practice will soon be open to all peoples of
Esterport. Thank you for your patience.

(P.S. Ladies, Hassem is always hiring!)

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Lleian, in the year 453 MA.