Bargain!
Written by: Lord Sagron Savet
Date: Monday, February 6th, 2012
Addressed to: Peaceful Rose of the Desert Kunew Shinpachi, Stonewall of Faith
Our yearly contribution to the Imperial Coffers are a pittance compared to the benefits of Stavennite life.
Just consider:
- No Ephor of the Empire has ever gone on market channel advertising the sale of 'stolen poop'.
- No Imperial Law has ever been passed that could be interpreted as invitation to and legal protection for copulation in the streets.
- Were public intercourse to occur, we could safetly stamp out the lives of those responsible without an irate Goddess appearing in a blaze of circular logic and hypocritical threats.
Yes we heard about that.
Yes, we are still laughing pretty hard.
All that, for only a few hundred gold a year?
That's not just free, that's a steal!
- Lord Sagron Savet
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Tenebrae, in the year 659 AD.