Bargain!

PUBLIC NEWS #3430
Date: 2/6/2012 at 11:53
From: Lord Sagron Savet
To : Peaceful Rose of the Desert Kunew Shinpachi, Stonewall of Faith
Subj: Bargain!

Our yearly contribution to the Imperial Coffers are a pittance compared to the benefits of Stavennite life.

Just consider:

- No Ephor of the Empire has ever gone on market channel advertising the sale of 'stolen poop'.

- No Imperial Law has ever been passed that could be interpreted as invitation to and legal protection for copulation in the streets.

- Were public intercourse to occur, we could safetly stamp out the lives of those responsible without an irate Goddess appearing in a blaze of circular logic and hypocritical threats.

Yes we heard about that.

Yes, we are still laughing pretty hard.

All that, for only a few hundred gold a year?

That's not just free, that's a steal!

- Lord Sagron Savet


Penned by my hand on the 25th of Tenebrae, in the year 659 AD.