This month the leprechauns are sponsoring a promotion by giving out a
special curio of their own devising: potent pots of poteen! For every
100 credits purchased, you'll receive a cask containing 3 curio pieces,
or for every multiple of 500, you'll receive a crate of 10 curio pieces
(rare guaranteed). If you forget what the rewards are, SHOWREWARDS
should show you.

So what is a potent pot of poteen? It's an evil drink that the
leprechauns have concocted which is extremely alcoholic! It's also
magical in nature, whereby after drinking you can BURP and BELCH (up to
3x) which brings up a real, live critter! The type of critter is random,
though some critters only appear to people of certain organizations.
They only last for 24 (rl) hours before disappearing. You can drink from
the pot once per game month. Directions are written on the bottom of the
pot of poteen (READ POT). NOTE: THERE IS A CHANCE YOU'LL RECEIVE A
CZIGANY COIN INSTEAD OF A CRITTER!

It should be noted that the critters have little to no value in combat,
except perhaps offering their moral support.

Penned by My hand on the 9th of Avechary, in the year 377 CE.