The Slander


PUBLIC NEWS #1522
Date: 1/22/2012 at 3:31
From: Iytha, Chicken Chase Champion
To : Everyone
Subj: The Slander

The Gossip is postponed, folks!

You heard it here first, the publisher of the finest newspaper in the
Basin has been sent out of the city after a -minor- scuffle with the
Freedom Council over the recent interview with the Elder God Zvoltz.

Fear not, however: The gossip, if not the Gossip, goes on! All of those
who have a subscription to the Gaudiguch Gossip International Edition
may, upon sending in a signed letter to Kalas Iytha (that's me)
containing their copy of the Gaudiguch Gossip will receive in turn one
copy of the newly announced rogue newspaper, the "Slander" free of
charge. It works just like the Gossip did, but is no longer published by
in the city of Gaudiguch.

We here at the Slander are doing our best to resolve our ongoing dispute
with the Freedom Council and hope to return to the finest city in the
world as soon as mortally possible!

-Iytha

PS. This post should not be misunderstood to be attempting to antagonize
the Freedom Council in any way. It is purely an effort to continue to to
serve our loyal subscribers and give them the news that they have paid
Gaudiguch good money to get.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Estar, in the year 316 CE.