IRE Asks: How do you deal with internet downtime?
The worst thing for any MMO player is to be seperated from their beloved fantasy realm by the very thing that establishes the gateway. When cruel fate raises its finger pointedly and says "you need a break!", we respond "no way, d00d!" and defiantly jam our pens into the tiny Reset buttons on the modem. After twenty-five resets and three "full unplugs" later, we resign ourselves to the fact that this is beyond our control.
Like losing a cherished loved one, MMO gamers will go through stages of denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance (or more depression) when the link to their nirvana is lost. So how do you handle it, IRE players? Do you endlessly pace the floor, staring out your window for the installation tech? Do you run to the hardware store and buy the longest ethernet cable you can find, hoping your neighbor will let you siphon his bandwidth?
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Simple...
Grab a book and read
Read
A good book
Usb tethering has recently
Usb tethering has recently gained my love. I normally use powerline ethernet since the wireless reception in my room is terribad, but some internet > no internet. It's because of this I don't even have a regular wireless card in my pc, so I make do.
been watching the olympics
been watching the olympics lately.
I start to go through
I start to go through withdrawl and get the shakes after just a few hours being parted.
sit in the corner crying b/c
sit in the corner crying b/c I can't connect to achaea
epp
epp
Hmm...
I'll usually scan through game notes and see if there's anything to write in the meantime. Books are a viable option as well. Currently enjoying Game of Thrones, book 2.
make sure you have
backup games and books and.. well, you can always clean the house
credit
credit
Just work...
offline on my combat system.
Internet downtime?
You mean the internet has an uptime, too?!?! I lag and drop so much, it's not even a bother most of the time, anymore. But I do just about whatever sounds like fun at the time.
If the internet is down...
...that usually means a lot of other things could be down too, like TV, cable, DVDs. So I usually resort to reading by flashlight, in a snuggie to keep warm.
I deal...
I deal with it internet downtime. I'll do any number of things. I'll watch some tv. Do some housework. Go get food. Play some other sort of game. I might work on some work for one of the game, paperwork or something I want to publish in game (particularly if it is for Lusternia, where publishing can really help your organizations).
razzle on iphone 4s
razzle on iphone 4s
cry and find the drugs,
cry and find the drugs, junior!
I listen to the Drop Kicks
Nothing like the sweet sounds of Boston's favorite band to get me amped to get back in
Okay...
Now this I approve of.
Boston's favorite band is
Boston's favorite band is Chicago.
Do the homework I'm avoiding,
Do the homework I'm avoiding, probably...
Ugh....
Now that the Fall term has started, exactly this D:
Depending on the day
school and homework
I get angry
And then I write a letter about how angry I am!
either way!
I read a book or just turn my phone into a mobile hot spot :D saves the death message for FLEE
read a book
read a book
*cry*
had an entire weekend like that
Skyrim
I play Skyrim or fallout alot.
Deep depression
Deep depression
There's this place called outside.
Until my internet went down a few weeks back, I never knew about this amazing world of wonder and magic called the outside world. Only visible from my basement window it always intruiged me but I never felt the need to leave my small, dusty, dark, basement. I went outside, and it was wonderful, everything was so crisp and clear, the greens were greener and the colour shading was just amazing. I really do enjoy it. However, due to lack of intersting side quests, easy ways to level ones character stats, and large amounts of grinding required for income to purchase items to keep the character alive, I decided to leave it be, perhaps I'll dust it off again in a month or two.
nah take it back to gamestop.
nah take it back to gamestop.
yea
But don't let them stiff you I only got five bucks for mine.
Muahahaha!
Clever.
Boxing scores:
Me: 2
Router/Modem: 0
Correction:
Me: 3
Router/Modem: 0
Books/TV
Books/TV
I play minesweeper.
I play minesweeper.
merp
derp
slowly go insane
and minesweeper.
to tell the truth it never
to tell the truth it never happened to me yet..
Stare at the ceiling
Or... you know... be productive for a bit so I remember how.
Re-discover that I have rl
Re-discover that I have rl friends, and that there's an outside world. But then I get sunburned.
Read, watch tv, stuff like
Read, watch tv, stuff like that.
Work on my model railroad.
Work on my model railroad. Or go fishing if the lakes aren't frozen over.
I paint.
I paint.
cry tears of blood and cut my
cry tears of blood and cut my way slowly into an new reality which has internet... it has yet to work, but there you go.
Look for a new provider.
Look for a new provider.
ho
hum
You go outside and find
You go outside and find something else to do? :p In other words, Gym or Drink time!
yay
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Deprocrastinate?
Is that even a word? I start working on what I'm sipposed to be doing. :)
Single player
Never a shortage of stuff to play.
Other games
Sims, Assassin's Creed, some Samurai Warriors, or something retro on an emulator. Warcraft II is always amusing. Something that doesn't require internet. The last two weeks, my internet has been going out five or six times an hour. Tech's coming tomorrow morning to give me back my lives.
Or, I might take the dogs for a walk, take on a co-worker's class, visit the neighbours, chill with my brother, or finally, FINALLY, visit my Uncle Vito. Y'all know there's a world outside, right?
Charity and such, but that's
Charity and such, but that's rare for me to even leave ma house
persistently restart the
persistently restart the router and modem until it's back up
Stare at computer screen
Stare at computer screen
Well
Grab a sandwich... slowly die
Maybe do something productive
Pushups or something.
Scrounge
Hunt food, maybe fire up Skyrim.
Read books
clean place, walk dog, cook food, make sexytime.
I spend my entire time with
I spend my entire time with internet down time, or power outages annoyed, frustrated, and outside with a frisbee, a dog, and an uncle, who, even at age 30, isn't above a game of frisbee with his 19 year old nephew
I curl up into a ball and
I curl up into a ball and wait for it to end.
Credit comment.
Credit comment.
cry
assume fetal position and cry till i go to sleep
Movies or doing stuff I
Movies or doing stuff I probably should have been doing, Like washing up
read the forums or search the
read the forums or search the cache of google to read the third part of seleucar history..
Sleep and cry
Sleep and cry
I stop playing and sleep!
Sleep play!
Credit comment.
Credit comment.
Cry because I live in the
Cry because I live in the middle of no where.
I get so angry
I get so angry that I RAGE
Half the time now I just
Half the time now I just write something for my city's library if the internet goes.
Find another distraction.
Find another distraction. Vidya games, books, Magic: the Gathering...I'm NOT in short supply!
Depends if I was about to die
Depends if I was about to die or not. :P
find another computer
find another computer
murder.
murder.
Downtime
by sleeping
Downtime
I deal with downtime by shedding tears.
Cry...
until it comes back on.
Books...
lots of books.
Take a nap
or go do work or something
Uh....
Read. ;)
Read the mythos i printed at
Read the mythos i printed at work haha
sleep woooo, i mean what
sleep woooo, i mean what
step one is always to reboot
step one is always to reboot my 6-year old router. Fixes it 90% of the time.
There is only one correct
There is only one correct answer, sleep so you can wake up in a couple of hours and make up the time lost, you slackers!
i die a little
i die a little
minesweeper.
and the ocassional study.
Sing *Dust in the wind*
Singing Dust in the wind while looking out a window and doing a montage is possibly the greatest way to spend time reflecting on losses. Then the internet comes back up and you're immediately relieved of having to be so profound.
I get done whatever I've been
I get done whatever I've been procrastinating in order to play Lusternia.
I destroy my laptop and then
I destroy my laptop and then go to the store and buy a new one.
well
curse and swear, what else can you do accept it and realize that you just lost either the spar, koth, xp or whatever you were doing at that moment, once I soulripped and lost my ic wife so yeah hehe
I shout at my laptop, then
I shout at my laptop, then switch wireless connection to my other network (I work from home, so have two separate ADSL connections with different wireless networks). If they're both down... ARGGGH!
internet cafe
internet cafe
i...
I lay on the couch and pretend i am a banana
cookies
cookies
Television.
Or PSP. Sometimes guitar.
Well
Wonder about the stuff I'm missing now, thinking what I might have been able to accomplish now. Then, distract myself with a book, or tv and check every half hour to see if my internet's back!
Walk around in a daze until
Walk around in a daze until it comes back.
Depends on the duration.
Depends on the duration. Usually I spend my free time playing an offline game. For downtime that is longer than normal, I might read a book!
credit
credit
I have..
House reqs saved on my computer so whenever I have Internet downtime, I work on those!
by lurking around my
by lurking around my favourite places to be on the internet.
being a whiny *bleep*
being a whiny *bleep*
seconded
seconded
good Oatmeal comic about
good Oatmeal comic about this. Boils down to "no internet, do something else; slow internet, curse the gods!"
by whining a little about a
by whining a little about a loss of a good source...
I..
.. sleep. Yes, I do.
by playing other video games
by playing other video games mostly in all honesty.
Bleh
Bleh
I go insane
I go insane
detective dramas
detective dramas
When my internet fails...I
When my internet fails...I happen to be lucky enough to be close enough to the library I can catch the wi-fi from my bedroom. When that doesn't work either I read. I hate the library connection though. My library logs you out of wi-fi every hour and makes you log back in.
If I can't read though, because for some reason I was stupid enough to lose my reading glasses again, and my eyes hurt I get in the kitchen and start cooking up a storm. I think, "Oh! This is a great time to be trying out these thousands of recipes I have lying around!"
When my internet fails...I
When my internet fails...I happen to be lucky enough to be close enough to the library I can catch the wi-fi from my bedroom. When that doesn't work either I read. I hate the library connection though. My library logs you out of wi-fi every hour and makes you log back in.
If I can't read though, because for some reason I was stupid enough to lose my reading glasses again, and my eyes hurt I get in the kitchen and start cooking up a storm. I think, "Oh! This is a great time to be trying out these thousands of recipes I have lying around!"