Imperian Saved Me!
I used to be a normal person. I went to work, I cooked, I cleaned, I scooped out the litterbox. I longed for something more. Something fun! Something... violent. Now, thanks to the text adventure game of Imperian, I'm a psychotic blade-wielding survivalist that rides wolves and defeats ogre hordes on a daily basis. I still have to do all the things normal people do, unfortunately, but maybe they'll do something about that in the next game update.