Forest Animal Eleusis Friends!

I can understand the distaste Deladan has for me for enlightening his mind to the ever so wonderful ways of Chaos because of his long standing bounty. After retrieving his True Name, which I found to be the awful name of Humphrey, in Moghedu I promptly went back to Hashan. Then I thought to go shopping in celebration with my new coin in Eleusis for all those sweet, sweet deals! You all do have the fanciest of green shirts!

And then I received a backstab while I was wandering the tree fort from Mycen! And then more company from Deladan! Such odd greetings for one just wandering around trying to get those shopping deals!

So I thought to myself, "Who would hurt Giraffe friend Gordon while shopping!? Maybe Mycen tripped with her dagger. Mistakes happen!". And so I went back! And lo! I was attacked again! So maybe Deladan wanted to hug me but a sword fell out because he did not understand the knowledge I shared from our previous learning session. I will be sure to use your real name of Humphrey so you know it was you I wanted to attend the lessons on Chaos.

So I left and then I came back! And then Yae came the next time!
I could understand if I struck you in the city for such a rowdy hug greeting but I merely asked my trusty pathfinder to leave each time, and he was most sad that we missed some of the exotic deals from the shops!


I am not sure of the rules or customs in Eleusis so maybe I am mistaken, perhaps defending the best sales is common practice, but if you all ever need an escort in Hashan to shop around please give a yell! I suppose I will shop in Ashtan next time since they do not attack guests everytime they wish to buy a drink at the Fire and Spice.


-Giraffe Friend Gordon

P.S. We have the best milkshake deals! Come have one! I promise I will not trip into you with a weapon!

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Ero, in the year 693 AF.