Pet Commands

Date: 8/9/2013 at 3:00
From: Killian, Goddess of the Seas
To : Everyone
Subj: Pet Commands

Do to the potential for mass deaths caused by pet pile ons, we have spoken with all of your pets and trained them to only react when spoken to.

This means you can now command your pets individually to 'come here' (SAY TO <pet>) and not end up with a room full of pets jumping into your arms all at once.

Please be sure to let us know with a BUG if there are any pets who didn't take well to their training and are still over-excitedly launching themselves at you speak. We promise to only laugh at your predicament for just a few moments before we send in our trainers and correct the problem.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Wochem, in the year 49.