Let me try again.

PUBLIC NEWS #218
Date: 10/16/2012 at 7:40
From: Christoff, The Secret Gardener
To : Vagrant Lord Ugralitan Iavas, the Stump
Subj: Let me try again.

Ugralitan. You Blabbering Buffoon. Your price was set at such a high amount, to ensure you do not sell the 950 credits you stole from the Academy to pay for your uneneming. Pug, Duke of Stardock Isle exiled you for attacking and killing students. Return the credits you stole, and we will be allowed to set your price according to your crime.

I think you should take up a career in comedy, you are hilarious. Your feeble attempt at trying to threaten, your feeble attempt at running a faction, even your feeble attempt at being a magician is so funny, I can only place it as comedy.

Ugralitan, I hope you have a long and happy life, and I hope you return to Kelewan where you can continue to exists as the puddle of Needra Vomit you resemble.

Christoff

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Nuna, in the year 37.