Iggy the Cat

Date: 11/15/2013 at 16:54
From: Aspirant Deputy Adioro Keda
To : Everyone
Subj: Iggy the Cat

Um...hello everyone.

I'm looking for information on a very sweet and lovable though possibly very hungry and also very large cat with lots and lots and lots of very sharp teeth. His name is Iggy and he is black and has braided fur around his shoulders and loves playing with meat-on-a-rope.

If anyone has seen him please do not mind if he bites, mauls, mutilates, or otherwise destroys furniture, cattle, or small children. He's really very sweet as long as he is well-fed and petted often. His favorite spot to be petted is between his shoulder blades and around the ridges of his eyes, since I think it is hard for him to rub there himself since claws make it a little risky...

If anyone has information on this poor, defenseless missing kitty please let me know so that I know he is safe and well cared for. I am willing to pay up to ten gold for safe return.

In hopes of a prompt reply,
Adioro of House Keda

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Wochem, in the year 53.