I'm Too Write to Drunk

POETRY NEWS #4150
Date: 09/29/2012 at 10:52
From: Grand Inquisitrix Mystara, Head of Discipline
To : Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch
Subj: I'm Too Write to Drunk

I don't know what I'm doing,
I don't know what I'm thinking,
I really must be going,
I shouldn't of been HI HOW ARE YOU.

Who are you,
why am i here,
get away from me
I WANT SOME MORE BEER.

Why are there five
of you in that seat,
and why can i smell,
your god awful feet.

I'm puking my guts out,
it's all over the floor,
I peed in my chair,
and made out with the door.

The man that I love
I swear he is missing,
who is this humgii
I'm tenderly kissing?

Why do you have,
my panties in your hand,
I don't think I can walk,
SURE AS HECK CAN'T STAND.

Remind me my pet,
to drink this no more,
one tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, FLOOR!

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Ero, in the year 607 AF.