LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!

I WISH TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE FOUND THE SOLUTION TO FATE!!!!!

Yes, you read me correctly: FATE.

How, you ask? LET ME TELL YOU. I am an Arqeshi, converted by the grace
of the prophet Kayalenki! In my time upon the Nazedha islands and in
sway to the Mother of Corruption and the Father of Chaos, I studied the
Sages' teachings! They informed me that there was no certainly, that the
only certainly was destruction and mayhem, but since I have settled in
Esterport, I HAVE DISCOVERED DIFFERENTLY!!!!!

HOW, YOU ASK?????

LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!

Your continental teachings describe the stars in a manner contrapuntal
to the Sages' teachings! I compared the two with a dazzling and
formidable array of mathematical equations, and have found - beyond all
measure of doubt - that these differences describe with UNFATHOMABLE
accuracy the movements and tribulations of FATE ITSELF!!!!!

I, Biardha Karthi, am the architect of a NEW ERA OF DIVINATION!!!!!

COME TO MY HUT IN ESTERPORT. I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

Penned by my hand on Kinsday, the 21st of Ios, in the year 454 MA.