Interesting Tidbits

EVENTS NEWS #173
Date: 9/3/2012 at 4:13
From: Anonymous
To : Everyone
Subj: Interesting Tidbits

- A rumour was started that Lionas steals the pants of all the dwarves he kills. Certainly not true, but the dwarves have made several entertaining songs for all to enjoy.

- Gurn makes quite the name for himself by telling all of the Horde that he took the hammer. Onkassus puts a 1,000,000 gold bounty on his head. Gurn is killed a few times to the enjoyment of all.

- Shou is the first to touch the Stele. Galt is second, Dias third.

- Juganothion made a deal with Onkassus to raid the temple via a portal.

- Gurn dies to Juganothion because he's trying to get cheese for Tomas. According to Menoch, however, "The cheese is a lie."

- The soul of Sentinel Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says, "I just want to deliver some cheese."

- Gurn tells Majestic Architect, Tomas, "This is really hard".
- Majestic Architect, Tomas tells Gurn, "That's what she said."

- A dwarven woman who went to Kinsarmar to look for her "betrothed" one of the miners from the dig. She thought he was cheating on her. Caelya tells her it is probably with Sumie, the one Bogdart (the dwarf) called a witch. Caelya led the dwarf woman to Celidon, where she threatened Sumie. Then Caelya told her he ran off with Bathan's dog, so she went to find Bathan. The dwarf woman will be back!

Penned by My hand on the 22nd of Aequitas, in the year 675 AD.