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Public News Post #1710

My apologies to the rest of the Basin

Written by: Marshal Thalkros n'Lochli
Date: Monday, October 5th, 2015
Addressed to: Everyone


Basin,

Magnagora is deeply apologetic for you all having to take notice of the
garbage that is spewed from Celest and the fact that you all have to
suffer with Kelly-no-more's presence once again.

We are apologetic for the five consecutive Strong Arms we have raised
while Celest has floundered in the Seas, despite all of the assistance
they have attempted to obtain. A situation they have begged of Magnagora
three times(A formal request from Telperion and two such request from
Kelly-no-more herself) to cease so far and to which we have decided they
were unworthy of a response.

I am also personally apologetic for the two consecutive villages they
have lost to Magnagora, as well as being personally apologetic to both
Serenwilde and Hallifax for the work they did in securing the Domotheos
of Chaos for Kelly-no-more, only to have her squander it and lose it to
Magnagora. You really did not deserve to have your efforts wasted.
Likewise we are also apologetic to Serenwilde for having let you down
when your Moonhart Council asked us to aide you in the most recent
Wildenodes, only to have Celest let you down in picking Glomdoring over
you. You did not deserve that sort of treatment from an ally, and we are
simply sorry it turned out that way.

In closing I will state this; Magnagora will likely not have anyone
ready for the attempt at becoming Strong Arm for quite some time, but
no, we will not just cease releasing the lurkers whenever we feel like
it. Kelly-no-more may warble and curse us and make petty assaults as she
likes, but the truth is not a single member of Magnagora even gives a
damn, our track record as of late speaks for it self. If it is in doubt,
simply look to the scribes who write about the political news of the
Basin.

Even as I personally write this, Kelly-no-more and her cohorts try to
instigate us into some semblance of a reaction when really, we all pity
you and -literally- do not care how upset you are. Please feel free
however to boast poetically about how great you are and how cowardly we
are, even despite the aforementioned proof I have relayed to you all. We
can repair everything you try to do to incite us into a reaction, you
however cannot repair the incarnation of a small merian child's tantrum
that you are throwing.

Please feel free to spew more garbage here for the basin to ignore, I
know you are just waiting with self-pleasuring enthusiasm for my
response. I would rather deal with Hallifax and Glomdoring, at least
they both provide a challenge and do not result to infantile tantrums
when their pleas for mercy go unnoticed. You two have my respect at
least.

Any further communications from Kelly-no-more and Celest will be met
simply by: Arkarkark!

Death to the merian trash, no mercy for the Light.

-Thalkros n'Lochli
Warlord of Magnagora

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Estar, in the year 424 CE.


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