Human drama that no one really cares about

PUBLIC NEWS #211
Date: 8/10/2012 at 17:00
From: Incarnate Saithe, the Wyrm Chieftain
To : Everyone
Subj: Human drama that no one really cares about

Dear Deluded Humans,

While you may think the rest of us actually care about your pathetic squabbles about killing, breeding, or who may have stolen your pet cat. We really don't, please can you do us a favor and just start killing those that disagree with you. It'll speed the whole process up for the rest of us, of destroying your little kingdom. Really it's quite logical when you take a look at it. If you kill the one disagreeing with you then clearly you are in the right and they in the wrong. I even propose the winner of said disputes can have the glory of cleaning my Clan Hall on occasion. Or better yet how about you actually just stop airing this all out in the open when it doesn't concern the vast majority of us. This is what happens when fools don't learn to draw the essence of the Dark Path into themselves to become something more, pathetic squabbling amongst slaves.

Well then while this has been a most cheery missive if you all do continue with your bickering please do try to cause a bit more utter chaos with it. I'm sure that would most please my Lord given his domain.

Incarnate Saithe, the Wyrm Chieftain

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Dzanin, in the year 34.